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ciggawet:

*swipes debit card*
*sweats profusely*
*purchase goes through*
me: God is good all the time
Cashier: all the time God is good

(via fcukyeah)

yourdailynarcissist:

pro·cras·ti·na·tion prəˌkrastəˈnāSHən,prō-/ noun 1. the action of delaying or postponing something.

camillamacaulayy:

grinchtaire:

camillamacaulayy:

accidentally picked the wrong seats in an airplane/theater au? 

hugged the wrong person from behind au? 

wrong person waved back au???

TOOK THE WRONG COFFEE ORDER AU

THE MAILMAN DELIVERED A WEIRD PACKAGE (sEX TOYSSS) TO THE WRON GHOUSE AU

WALKING INTO THE WRONG DORM ROOM AU

SAT DOWN IN THE WRONG CLASS AU

CALLED THE WRONG NUMBER AU

GOT INTO/WAVED AT THE WRONG CAR AU

TOOK THE WRONG LUGGAGE AU

(via richielizard)

rapdancers:

pillory:

Steve Wilhite creator of the .GIF format finally ends the age long debate. Is it “JIF or GIF”

the proof is here

the proof is right fucking here

(via foodnun)

mylittlerewolution:

million mask doge
excepttheeyes:

True friendship.
pizzaforpresident:

Behold the American education system

gollytamale:

i’m not crying i just have coming of age in my eye…

prettiestalpha:

this could have so many uses